Frankly it got me worried that Chloe might come for me next.

@EmilyGuendelsberger:disqus : It should be pointed out, then, that Jezebel has gone way, way downhill.  Gawker really screwed themselves over when they did that terrible redesign, since a lot of the older commenters left.  It's too bad, because I used to really enjoy Giz and Deadspin back in the day.

@EmilyGuendelsberger:disqus : It should be pointed out, then, that Jezebel has gone way, way downhill.  Gawker really screwed themselves over when they did that terrible redesign, since a lot of the older commenters left.  It's too bad, because I used to really enjoy Giz and Deadspin back in the day.

When I was taking summer classes one year, I had my entire route home planned around where there were most likely to be buffets.  I would spend entire weeks not paying for lunch.

When I was taking summer classes one year, I had my entire route home planned around where there were most likely to be buffets.  I would spend entire weeks not paying for lunch.

I'd rather see Wes Anderson.

I'd rather see Wes Anderson.

@avclub-b63f73301fe289a7c258eb2e3f4986ce:disqus : Yeah, the Republicans really are the masters at that sort of thing.  I mean, they managed to make "liberal" a dirty word.

@avclub-b63f73301fe289a7c258eb2e3f4986ce:disqus : Yeah, the Republicans really are the masters at that sort of thing.  I mean, they managed to make "liberal" a dirty word.

Oh come on, how does Too Drunk To Fuck not make this list?

Oh come on, how does Too Drunk To Fuck not make this list?

Yeah, I totally took that montage as a shot at Studio 60.  Was surprised the review didn't mention it.

Yeah, I totally took that montage as a shot at Studio 60.  Was surprised the review didn't mention it.

Goats Do Roam red.  Passable (I find decanting it helps a lot) and cheap.

Goats Do Roam red.  Passable (I find decanting it helps a lot) and cheap.

My advice: cool stuff you think she'd like that she wouldn't know.  Bonus points if you find a track by a band that's coming through town soon and hey, we should totally go check them out!

My advice: cool stuff you think she'd like that she wouldn't know.  Bonus points if you find a track by a band that's coming through town soon and hey, we should totally go check them out!

Seeing as the brewery is right up in North Boulder (somewhere near the Bus Stop, I think), definitely.

Seeing as the brewery is right up in North Boulder (somewhere near the Bus Stop, I think), definitely.

Guessing you're not likely to find it outside of Colorado (in fact I talked to someone having trouble finding it IN Colorado), but Upslope Brewing has the best pumpkin ale I've ever had.