gambrinus--disqus
gambrinus
gambrinus--disqus

@avclub-cd3625144831df8821a27bcf76c5e653:disqus : It's a generalization, but generally straight men only care about fashion to the extent it gets them laid.  Therefore, they don't really care about how their ass looks, but they do care about how women think their ass looks.  (This is why I generally like to have a

@avclub-cd3625144831df8821a27bcf76c5e653:disqus : It's a generalization, but generally straight men only care about fashion to the extent it gets them laid.  Therefore, they don't really care about how their ass looks, but they do care about how women think their ass looks.  (This is why I generally like to have a

Get some smoked salmon, some fresh dill, melba toast, and some mayo (preferably that kewpie Japanese brand).  Stack toast, salmon, a swirl of mayo, and a little sprig of dill.  Done.

Get some smoked salmon, some fresh dill, melba toast, and some mayo (preferably that kewpie Japanese brand).  Stack toast, salmon, a swirl of mayo, and a little sprig of dill.  Done.

Actual text message "conversation" I had:

Actual text message "conversation" I had:

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus : Well, I'm pretty sure the AV Club awards style points.

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus : Well, I'm pretty sure the AV Club awards style points.

It makes me sad when I make a pop culture reference IRL, especially one from The Simpsons, and just get blank stares.  I always just think to my myself, "Well, the AV Club would get it…"

It makes me sad when I make a pop culture reference IRL, especially one from The Simpsons, and just get blank stares.  I always just think to my myself, "Well, the AV Club would get it…"

Chirp.

Chirp.

@Dikachu:disqus : I wonder if, in that situation, there would be women so desperate to lose weight that they'd be willing to grow a dick.

@Dikachu:disqus : I wonder if, in that situation, there would be women so desperate to lose weight that they'd be willing to grow a dick.

@frug:disqus : Really?  Office Space?  If anything it seems more poignant since we feel even more locked in to our pointless jobs now, at least to me…

@frug:disqus : Really?  Office Space?  If anything it seems more poignant since we feel even more locked in to our pointless jobs now, at least to me…

Yeah, this.  I'm annoyed that I have so many button downs that I like the style of, but they're not fitted.  They do look OK if you wear them more casually and don't tuck them in, though.

Yeah, this.  I'm annoyed that I have so many button downs that I like the style of, but they're not fitted.  They do look OK if you wear them more casually and don't tuck them in, though.

Attitude is key to suits in general.  It's why some guys can drop a ton of money on a suit and still look like a complete schlump.

Attitude is key to suits in general.  It's why some guys can drop a ton of money on a suit and still look like a complete schlump.