While the NCAA has its flaws, he didn’t have to go to LSU if he didn’t want to. He could have played professionally elsewhere.

Holy shit, can we please do this, if only for a week?

Sounds good in theory. Unfortunately for Joe, I just don’t think they’ll be enough time to get it up and running before an overtaxed Chapman blows the World Series clinching save tonight.

Without “negative Twitter” I never would have seen this Vine (RIP) and known, without a doubt, that I’m headed right to hell via first class.

People made fun of my hair because it was frizzy. The current (and former) beauty standard is pin straight or perfect ringlets. Anything between and you get mocked. My coworkers still make snide comments about my curly/frizzy hair. “Why don’t you straighten it?” Fuck you, I don’t want to straighten it.

From another article:

All of that AND fucking EDUCATE YOUR KIDS ON GUN SAFETY!!! ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A GUN!

I bet her stepfather knew (just fucking knew) having a gun in the house would keep his family safe.

Fuck you people who keep your guns ”hidden.”

Goddammit, lock that shit up in a gun safe and the bullets some place else.

Bra-fucking-vo.

I wish i could give this more than 1 star :’(

SEE

Watkins Glen, Sears Point.

I like plums too! They’re delicious. Nom nom indeed!

Damn, you’ve seen right through my nom de plume!

Cam: “Hey, can you please start enforcing the rules you’ve created?”

Also, if I’m the one with the full cart, and you have just one item, I will probably let you go ahead of me.

I have yet to hear from any major sports media the real reason why the NFL is facing such steeply declining ratings: the over-adjudication of EVERY TINY THING in the game. The refs blow their whistle every two seconds, and it’s utterly killing my enjoyment of the game.

What’s the sport coming to when a man can’t feel safe playing football?

One of my favorite sounds when I’m in a bad mood, a baby laughing. The best is when I’m at the supermarket and I hear them in the next aisle.