It’s like using the term “cager” for basketball players - and yes, I am showing my age

Why not?

I can’t find Waldo, but I know Waldo found an ab roller

Probably her punishment for coming in two pounds overweight.

I like her

Nice to see Peyton Manning enjoying his retirement.

The Broncos have also allowed a horse to be their general manager.

Dance, you stupid fucking dinosaur! Dance!

You’re right. Rage blinded me. Thanks.

I’m pretty sure this is the tomato troll or similar, for what it’s worth.

Besides - all the equipment guys know he likes them a little softer than that...

I was going to comment that I thought the little flaps near the balls is weird, but then I realized I was critiquing a dildo with a face on it.

Since the Pats traded Collins to Cleveland, maybe they just hate him for some reason.

Nine times out of ten it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while...

Hearing a question to Marleau about Hertl and whether he was showboating, Thornton said:
“Shut up, have you ever played the game?”

When the press turned his way, he then added:
“I’d have my cock out if I scored four goals. I’d have my cock out, stroking it.”

I just found it funny that the guy thought it was necessary to write “Brady’s Dildo” on it. I mean how many other Patriots are bringing their own dildos to the game, Tom?

Coming from someone who voted for Sanders in the primary and gave him $150 of my own money.

Final straw? Over what? Not winning Super Bowls? Long periods of losing seasons throughout his career? All the times Belichik has botched trades?

It’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo… Always use the indefinite article A dildo, never YOUR dildo.

1982 called. It wants its zinger back.