STOP CRYING AND FIGHT YOUR FATHER!

even though fear of a black penis is my favorite public enemy album, i will sheepishly admit to rolling up my windows at traffic lights if i’m bangin’ it.

I don’t remember that scene at all! Hm.

Hawhaw, your comment reminds me of some interview I read 100 years ago with a French film director and he addressed the topic of disparity in films between women being shown fully naked versus men fully naked, and the guy’s summation comment was, “The penis, he is not a very good actor.”

The best solution would, in my opinion, be to take out white penises out of the mainstream media, not to show more black penises.

This is a great piece. Word to the wise, there’s so graphic language regarding brutality (my dad saw similar stuff in real life growing up in the segregated south), so this is not so good for lunch time reading.

dash cam was unplugged, so he checked the footage stored on the camera {...} posed with the car for pictures and Snapchat posts {...} charges will be pending

I know Mets fans must be disheartened, but I for one am excited at the prospect of Cespedes for the rest of us.

The same way the pizza delivery guy doesn’t help himself to a slice or two of your pizza.

Fuck that tow truck driver, his scumbag friends, and his bitch-ass employer.

All because he used the letter O ... and people mistook it for a 0.

Not sure that the snark in this title was well placed.

She keeps it in a magical locket around her neck. Don’t you know anything!? Read a book whydoncha!

At this point, the bad outweighs the good.

Twitter has enhanced political debate immeasurably. Now I can tell strangers who disagree with me that they are FUCKING MORONS and are WRONG and face no consequences for my actions. Which is ace. PS your comment is SHIT.

I agree, and it’s sad that the benefits to Twitter (reporting, voice for the voiceless) are outweighed by the assholes who ruin it.

The sooner Twitter can’t find a buyer, runs completely out of money, and disappears off the Internet, the better off humanity will be.

How to impress onlookers.

Great topic.