My good friend from college was murdered by her ex and he appealed his sentence of 50 years. He strangled her. The court heard the appeal and his sentence is now 99 years. He was given 1183 days of jail credit. Bye, asshole.

I can see why people might not have believed this story. There’s just way too much going on.

That shot of his chin has put me off ham forever.

That’s Professor Rocco and Dean Knuckles...

I personally thought he sounded great, and I majored in Music at Trump University, so I know a thing or two about singing.

The things a lady has to do for a green card.

He’s reading the lyrics

NOPE!

My daughter had a class with him last term. He sat next to her a few times and once demanded the answers to a quiz. She absolutely refused and he never sat next to her again-he made her so uncomfortable that she actually told me about it. I said if he sits next to you again-get up and move. He’ll get the hint.

Good god, this creep has a punchable face. I’m glad to see him get charged, now let’s hope the courts don’t let him off with a slap on the wrist.

DURING class?

This character should have been assassinated years ago.

Cook’s attorney Chris Van Wagner has called the accusations a “character assassination,”

As long as they Call it The Sound Garden I don’t care who pays for it.

It is important to share that I never struck my wife, and never would. Except it’s not important, because I definitely abused her. Abuse takes many forms, and is not a gray area. But still, even with a black-and-white issue like abuse, I didn’t, like, smack her around. So it’s like, a different kind of abuse. I…

To say nothing of nonconsensual genital grabbing.

I’m a family friend of the late Neil Reed, and had the opportunity to go see him play for Knight at Indiana a couple of times. This allowed me to meet with the team and the entire coaching staff, including Bobby Knight.

First Guy: “We need money. Let’s rob a warehouse.”

Smart enough to wear gloves, dumb enough to look straight into a HD camera.

I am very fun at parties because I drink more than every woman in attendance, probably combined.