*slow clap*

I, too, perform better for Cooter.

If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead

Who’s life isn’t improved when adding some Cooter to it?

>> I thought straight guys couldn’t tell if other guys were attractive!

I don’t think he ever had to grope a single woman ever. I think they threw themselves at him, so it’s all a lie.”

I understood that reference!

It’s seem unnatural how unattractive the trump men are.

I see what you did there, Dave.

When I read “illicit pool” I thought of something like this:

You get a star for the well-placed Megadeth reference.

My high school Megadeth years have finally paid off.

When James Harrison threatened his child’s mother(don’t think they were married) over a disagreement about the kid’s baptism, this is what Dan Rooney had to say. Considering the shared history, I can’t say Mara’s comments surprised me:

Feeling paranoid. True enemy or false friend?

I believe Donald Trump is one of the handsomest billionaires that’s ever lived; I don’t think he ever had to grope a single woman ever. I think they threw themselves at him, so it’s all a lie.

Yes, it was the wall that struck her.

It is important to share that I never struck my wife, and never would.

Yeah, one guy who protests against violence, and another who enacts it on his wife. Those are completely equivalent cases, equally deserving of your scorn.

Nice story, tell it to Reader’s Digest.

You better get unconfused before he gets mad.