Only in America!

I’m sick of the British, too.

Not only that but I think he’s all talk. He doesn’t even know who goes limp after busting that tight pussy!

Don’t sext. Don’t do anything to artificially manipulate interest.

Whoever told you Marshawn Lynch hates talking in front of a camera lied to you.

Randy Moss: yes

The only white people who are scared of black people are white people who say white people are scared of black people. Don’t project your cowardice onto the rest of us.

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Go ahead. I want to watch you and your ilk get eaten alive. Hell, I might partake myself and I’m not that kind of person.

Your Aunt Katie is awesome!

Did you say Mianus is big enough?

Hillary never so much as let Bill touch her except for that one time to make a baby.

I’d stop at two.

Is that supposed to be an insult?

Be sure to store it somewhere private, so that those little fuckers don’t go stealing THAT one, too.

Hey Kyle, when you’re camping, the whole world is your bathroom. What’s the fucking problem?

But still—better than a woman becoming president.

Goddamn it, Trump, you just crossed the line.

Flipping bats the right way. Because it wasn’t pre-planned and it wasn’t practiced.

The three decades of Hillary bashing are sexist bullshit.