I’m giving this article the side-eye with my one-eye.

So THAT’s how you do it.

That’s exactly what I would expect Sweet Dee to do, but outside of Philly that sort of thing is frowned upon.

So you’re saying she lied in 1999 because Donald Trump would be running for president in 2016?

Trash recognizes trash.

She is very pretty but it’s the taco shell made of cheese that I’m smitten with.

Looks amazing but I feel like there has to be a way to cram even more cheese into my cheesy taco made out of cheese.

I just don’t see how Bill Clinton’s sexual misconduct is in any way Hillary’s fault,

If you need to ask Stephen A Smith where the bitches are, I seriously doubt you know what a bitch is.

Who benefits from lying? Is it the 73 year-old woman or Bill Clinton?

Oh he is.

Boooo!

Surfers have a reputation as being mellow, chilled-out dudes, but a surprising number of them are violent assholes.

Only man I’ve ever seen whose beard makes him look like a little boy.

Global warming, my ass.

Five bucks says Drew has, in fact, drafted Amari Cooper twice in the same draft.

That one piece of shit Twitter user thinks the best way to fight racism* is with homophobia.

I did and thought it was a weird way for Tom Ley to come out.

Can confirm Little Sumpin Sumpin is a fine beer (with a shitty name).

Never.