This sucks, John Saunders was one of the good ones.

Hey Drew, Lagunitas Brewery is in Petaluma so knock yourself out.

The band had a 21-song setlist, according to the AP, and broke up because the guitarist was released.

Patrickred is a helluva fine Irish first name.

So we’re not going to talk about the black pelican they shot?

Nobody calls Marvin Harrison a bitch-ass nigga.

Turns out I only shocked myself.

Krusty had to spit in every fiftieth burger, thanks to the Soviet boycott.

/tries to electrocute self after reading this comment

For example, a lesbian couple came by their place to pick something up and afterwards he says to his wife, “Aww, I thought you said they’d be HOT lesbians!”

At least the laces are out.

The top ten is very solid. Well done.

Hillary just threw up in her mouth.

Klay loves looking into a man’s eyes while he’s all over his dick.

I don’t even like Pete Rose but I would pay good money to watch him beat your ass, Ley.

I can’t defend my fellow Cowboy fans, but all fan bases are detestable.

This Cowboy fan hates that America’s Team bullshit.

**raises hand**

You and my coffee mug have about the same amount of insight into the human mind.

Wasn’t sure if they were teachers or counselors or what.