Geez, that’s awful. Legit question - no snark - were any of those people women?

To be fair, i wouldn’t watch the Bachelor even if I was on it.

Jordan would make LeBron cry. I mean literally cry.

How many stubborn Bernie supporters have you had in your mouth?

It’s so bizarre that he talked trash about KJ having no rings but I loved it.

Fucking Jerry Football.

So the man let your mom come pick green beans from his garden and she repaid him for it by shitting in his garden because he has a different political ideology than her?

I can think of four people off the top of my head that I would slap if I knew the punishment was only a $560 fine.

This ain’t Deadspin, dude.

Not pictured: Rex Ryan in full scuba gear.

First flight he missed all year!

So your expectation is that a person can crash and disrupt a private event and suffer no negative consequences whatsoever? Oh child.

Are you sure she has the constitutionally protected right to protest inside a private event?

You should only ask people 25 and under if they are “woke”. Adults don’t think it’s clever.

I thought that RV was a food truck at first glance.

Your food trucks suck, Cleveland.

These ladies never heard of a little place called Brazil?

Not to mention it looks way more satisfying.

You mean Saddam Hussein

I’m sorry, man. Rejection can be painful.