Doesn’t have the same bite when it’s said after an AFC Wild Card game or whenever the fuck it was.

Animals were much smaller back then, you bumbitch.

Cowboys/Broncos Super Bowl.

Let he who doesn’t like hookers and blow give their share to me.

Congressional approval rates usually hover around 30% yet incumbents are re-elected at at least twice that rate. My theory is that people get in that booth and simply focus on names that are familiar to them.

I imagine all the “Hey, I’m talking to you. Don’t ignore me motherfucker” comments get old after a while.

I cannot possibly overstate how much I hate Southern California.

Doc Rivers might be a terrible GM, but at the same time, he’s a great dad.

There is nothing “PC” about not using vile terms to describe people with disabilities.

At the end of the day, KD is a map maker and he put OKC on that map.

My wife and I are avid campers and every once in a while we’ll do a weekend on the cheap and pick up a Tecate 36 pack and fill a ziploc baggie with sliced limes. At some point in the weekend, without fail, one of us will proclaim that we need more Tecate trips in our life.

Well that sucks.

Never had a Bud Light Lime but I’m not ashamed to admit that when the temp is above 90 degrees, I have no problem switching from drinking good beer to guzzling cheap American light beers. Having said that, Sierra Nevada’s Summerfest or Firestone Walker’s 805 are my go to beers when it’s hot out. Bonus points to 805…

FUCKY

Take this star against my will.

Steve

Was there a question?

Emma Carmichael is a herb.

A nice thick ribeye would go a long way in making you less cranky.

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.