I’m going to hang out right next to your rented grass and smoke my purchased grass.

Can’t be that. Two mediums sewn together fit Rex just right.

Phenomenally, the conclusion David Brooks draws even from this ninth-grade-level critical assessment

You probably think walking isn’t a contact sport, either. Congrats on being the only person on earth to not ever stumble and fall down while walking.

Twitter exhausts me and I don’t even use it.

You have a soft place in your heart for people who are honestly ignorant

Basically “certain people are doing certain things”.

“Good thing he didn’t have a gun” is about all the snark I can muster.

Counterpoint: Senior majors are not real majors.

Trump’s successful primary campaign is the inevitable result of our cult of personality. Jessie Ventura in Minnesota , Arnold Shwarzenegger in California, Hillary Clinton in New York, Kevin Johnson here in Sacramento. You just know they won elections because voters are like “Oh, hey, I’ve heard of this person. Nice!”.…

Whether Kara Brown likes it or not, a lot of people see the police as righteous authority figures and automatically believe the cop’s side of the story until evidence to the contrary overwhelms this instinct. We are taught as children that firefighters, police officers and other public servants are there for us and we…

Never forget.

So would Walk The Planks comment history.

It looks like 80% of them are there just to show off tattoos.

Eh, some people just gotta sniff their own farts and the smug is pretty strong with these folks.

The article was about how there was no news today.

Are we pretending that being smarter than Greg Anthony and Isiah Thomas is an accomplishment?

You don’t need to have a uterus to believe that nobody has the right to tell a woman she must carry a fetus to term, but it sure helps!

Are you making the claim that there are racial differences besides physical characteristics? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Can’t be any more batshit crazy than what Kesha’s mom believes.