Hey man, I didn’t come here to praise Trump, I came here to bury Bush/Cheney.

Sad!

“I sat in gum!”

Who are these people who think you wouldn’t fuck a watermelon? Are they from Canada and you met them at summer camp?

No, but I know he won’t run on a platform that only appeals to the far right nutjobs and bigots.

Eh, you’re probably right.

If you were alive and in the Bay Area when Joe Montana played for the Chiefs, you know the Bay Area fans are the most bandwagony fans around.

Disneyland did it first. And better.

Eh, I don’t think a woman should be intentionally blasted in the face by a grown man for trying to break up a fight.

I live in Northern California and Giants fans are insufferable, entitled assholes. Do not root for the Giants.

Gah, it’s so much easier when it’s a white artist borrowing from a black artist. We simply call it appropriation, pat ourselves on the back for being woke, and go about our day, secure in the knowledge that we made this world just a little bit better for future generations.

Fair enough. I fear the evil genius of someone like Cheney, Rove or Rumsfeld more than I do the bumbling incompetence of Donald Trump, but your point is taken.

So, moonshine?

I think, often that there’s a blessing in mediocrity.

If you’re a shitty tipper, there’s a 95% chance you’re a miserable piece of shit and I won’t like you. If you’re wealthy, this number goes up to 100%.

Especially since he was there when Dele drowned. Don’t believe me? Just ask him.

No Trump wasn’t kidding when he said those things, he was pandering. He’ll move closer to the center on those things now. And even if he is somehow elected president, there is zero chance that he will accomplish any of the radical things he has promised. We aren’t suddenly going to deport all illegal aliens at once.…

“Is your penis Donald Trump”

Does this include murderers who were “executed” in the woods after several days on the run?

Please, don’t give defense attorneys any ideas.