What if this funding to give penises to people were used to stop assault and rape?

What’s wrong with morphing into Sean Payton? Oh, right.

All for the low, low, low price of electing the most vile and unqualified candidate in US history.

Nothing misdemeanor about the way he wound up and punched that lady in the face.

I was pretty firmly on the side of the guy in the white car up until that point and that cemented it.

Sucker punch? Bautista was winding up to throw a punch of his own.

Why you gotta mind fuck me on a Saturday?

Droopy-eyed fucking clown.

The way they see it, a fetus is a baby

As a white person, i’m especially offended when these type assholes use watermelon as a racial slur. Watermelon is delicious and is for everyone.

We’re not calling them The Ugly Chinks? My bad.

Love the guy who telegraphed that super-slow punch and missed (there was no other possible result), slipped, got kicked in the throat and had the good sense to stay down. Or maybe he was seriously hurt? Either way, we win.

Haha never heard that one before. You so clever!

Where’s all that soft, luxurious grass when I get drunk and fall down?

Fucking brilliant

Oh you!

We need to teach our preschoolers to keep their head on a swivel.

It’s like I’ve always told my wife: Blue Balls Matter

No butts, police lives matter.

Being a law enforcement officer is a job, not a fixed, immutable identity like race, gender or sexual orientation: the things at the center of actual hate crimes.