It can be two sucks!

You win a gallon of lollipop flavored lube!

Who loves your new avatar, baby?

I think Dannis Ree doing Taste Tests is the best thing that happened on the AV Club since Tommy Wiseau interviews.
Who could be more perfect than the writer

Deadpool and Robin

This concept of not eating people confuses and infuriates me!

I thought he was eaten by Ross, the largest friend.

Rurror Panjuror?

Nope, not falling for it again. Got my hopes all up after the Alien³ clusterfuck and Resurrection's bullshit.
But then the space jockey was just a suit, the best scientists of earth were a bunch of dumbfucks and 110 year old Guy Pearce showed up for no reason.
Had enough, fuck you Ridley.

Wait, no Fury Road?

As if you would.

When you someone beat it.

Similar here, but after all these years I can't rule out that fucking database is actually cursed.

Sadly, Trapper Schoepp died of dysentery shortly after the recording.

I think it isn't a staged photo, this is what happened:
Over PA: "The little Miss Maryn Jones and her bandmates have lost their parents and would like to be picked up in the tire department."

If we put all our money together, we could quit this commenting business and drive around in the SuperVan solving mysteries instead.

Can't speak for guys who have a lot of shaving to do on their chest, but mine consists of long hairs growing around the nipples and maybe three in between, so I think I'm better off getting rid of them.

Why not Zoidberg?

Inappropriate Jean Sat!

It wasn't even whole bodies! Without the heads you can't prove they're dead!