The first comment of mine that got over a hundred upvotes was a pun. In ALL CAPS. It was the day I stopped worrying and started to love the dumb.

But what is chicken? What is symbol?

Dude, be thankful. Those things are terrifying. And the cleanup on them is a nightmare.

*Angrily tweets Dunn Scott's home adress*

Any planks how to stop them?

This time, humankind has to fight back with it's most dangerous weapon:
A board with a nail in it.

The Human Cerapede

Zuul Motherfucker, Zuul!

It can only be lost.
http://smbc-comics.com/inde…

Not quite, you'll need to add pouches and do horrible things to their feet first.

I didn't know ElDan was also posting under the moniker 'gamuelaboratory'

Agreed, there's Ricci possibilities.

All right Goldstick. Don't play the laughing boy. There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's pop culture tastes and shows about french fashion.

Yeah, "Delaware".

The comments will only be accessible during a solar eclipse.

If there really are infinite universes, there must be one in which the prequels are awesome. I don't know what they're about but I'm pretty sure they have Jaxxon instead of Jar Jar.

@Nobody Important denied ex'es coffee essence!

Me too. Mostly about Dan not anwering your figging letter as of yet.

Will joke for upvotes

Pink Lady and White Jeff: Feel the patronizing