Turdman is one of the lesser known Marvel characters.
He was on an excursion to a sewage plant when an unsecured vat of feces got out of control. The rest is history.

Don't forget an almost fanatical devotion to Dawes!

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Spoilers are an underrated problem. They can lead to post chromatic stress syndrome.

Yeah, it doesn't quite dominate the comments.

But if he took the role, it just would have led to an ebiggenment

You should dolphinitely scale back on that.

I thought they closed that place down!

Who's also drinking again and is constantly annoyed, mostly at press events.

Johnny Deepthroat!

Why does Wilford Brimley, as the largest Thing, not simply eat the other scientists?

Nick Fuhrer = When you get so pissed at yourself for cutting yourself while shaving that you stop and leave the half-mustache.

Wait, even if you work 5 hours daily 30 days a month you only make 14,700.
Google has ripped you off, Spambot!

That's very nice A.V. Club but why is there a video of Angela Lansbury playing Lollapalooza?

Yeah, by that time I thought "this band won't be around much longer, better bite the bullet".
To be fair, during the concert they used so much sound magic Baley nearly sounded like Dickinson with closed eyes.

I saw Maiden around '96 and it was just to hear their old songs even then.

"Date me or I'll abduct your children!"

All Anykyns are in an alternate universe with an slightly different version of the Genisys.

I felt I was being shafted by it too.

*Spike Lee angrily tweets The Guy's home address*