It's like sneezing, but with your middle parts.
Of course for you it's just sneezing.

On 2:
Dr. Evil said it best: There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

You must be pun at farties.

Around four cuts a second. I don't think I've actually seen butts, but am subliminally stimulated to buy butts.

Why does Phoebe, the toppest friend, not simply eat the other five?

What if their curse is not being werewolves, but teenagers forever?
A fate truly worse than death.

It's simple math for studio executives:
Every kid in the theater means at least two tickets sold.

Would you ask Tom Petty that?

Is it 2 l8 to ask Prince 2 add a song 2 the soundtrack?

2 Hot 4 Spotify

A strange fight.
The only winning play is not to watch.

What killed the menzingers?

Pitch Perfect Episode 3: Revenge of the Pitch

Kentucky Brandy: Born In The Oak S A

And the wheelchairs are rigged with explosives.

Maybe Red Shirt will have heart, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin.

Yeah, but you have to be Amazon Prime Cup member to get it.

I won't join, these puns are just not my type.

Yeah, I can digit too.

Ain't No Sunshine
Sunny
and even Hotel California are out there in versions that will not make you want to ram an ice pick in your ears.