Slippin' Jimmy's best con we didn't get to see:

full length, full length…

Guns don't kill people, but they sure help a lot.

Special effect es muy bueno.

It's not really hard to tell them apart, one is a nice old lady, the other one is Angela Lansbury.

That's hardly a threat, we all had his mom.

Where's @Bigtits McPlotdevice when we need them?

In Imperialist Russia, a baby eats your dingo!

Sieg Heel

Blade Runner 2: Electric Deckaroo

- Conan the Librarian

Yvan eht nioj!

OF CLOQ?

Expert say: "Fuck, Jose found out our one weird trick!"

Mitsubishi Pajero

Don't care. You edited and ruined the joke.
You good Sir, are dead to me.

No worries, somebody else has to say it anyway. Until then the joke is stuck in this loop. Forever!

hm, exactly the gamble on trickle down upvotes @Me would make?

And that's exactly the kind of fact @Factfindingmission would state.

Dildonetics