These are truly Days of Punder.

Heightist!

Mad Max: Furze Road

Time is a flat sandwich.

He's just going to use them as tube sock puppets.

"BunnyLord is London’s newest mayoral candidate. He’s also a time traveler. And also a purple man-rabbit."

[throws away tennis racket, impales woman with it]

What a simply super day, isn't it?
I say anyone for tennis?

RoT 2: The Rapening

*Spike Lee angrily twyks*

Genitals can be used to exchange pleasure and bodily fluids.

Just the life tip.

Kanye West doesn't care about greek people.

Yeah, can't we finally get beyond punderdome?

The Cinema Snob?

I'd throw him my idol.

I tried to be clever and wished for a dong that goes all the way down to the floor.
Now my legs are three inches long.

Kanye fans don't care about net people.

"Mighty Morphin Power Yoga"

Hopefully nothing, if the latter caused the former you'll need some advice from Dan Savage.