Oh, shit, you're right, I completely forgot! EVERYBODY GET UNDER YOUR DESKS AND HYPERVENTILATE!

Just parroting people who are!

THE WORDS WON'T SCRUB OUT OF MY INSECURITY COMPLEX SOMEBODY HELP

It's actually super unlikely for it to become transmissible by air, viruses don't like to change modes of transmission much.

Whatever the case it's...Seriously creepy...

That is like, twenty different kinds of awesome.

Yeah that's pretty much it, I mean, I'm still mad about the time they expected people to gush over a rap where the chorus was literally just "I'm important, bitch, I'm important" Not as mad as I am over the fact that people DID though xD

No, I only listen to four out of...Wait, does Johnny Cash count as country? (and if we're counting GWAR as being a good representative of metal, then I expect Vanilla Ice to be the main rap producer showcased on here. Actually, given the rap I HAVE seen touted on Jezebel, that wouldn't even surprise me at this…

Oooooh, that pissed me off. For starters, Amelie wasn't an UNREPENTANTLY AWFUL PERSON.

*snort* thank you for that, that was good >.<

You just don't wanna face up to the TRUTH maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! God is dead! All we are is meat in the wind! Survival of greasiest!

O_O Wow. That's like...Middle school edgy kid levels of awkward.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there it goes. My entire head is on fire. That's how pissed I am. GOOD FUCKING JOB AMERICA.

Oh. Okay yeah, don't just straight up accuse her of lying...That's not...No...

If she was accusing somebody who doesn't OBVIOUSLY have no moral scruples regarding women's right to decide WHO THE FUCK GETS TO TOUCH THEM, WHEN AND WHERE (THIS IS NOT A DIFFICULT FUCKING CONCEPT) I would definitely be cautious about assuming the accused is guilty...but this guy? THIS FUCKING GUY? I can't even…

Well. That sucks 0_0

YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE OUR LESS CRAZY COUSINS. WHAT HAPPENED?

Thanks for clarifying, Yeah, I just mean that if you kill a seal, it shouldn't JUST be for the pelt, so as long as it's getting eaten, isn't damaging the overall population, and isn't done in a cruel manner, I've no real issue with it.

Aside from "sadistic fuckface" and "sergeant shithead"?

Do we have names for the "officers"?