Well this is kind of a no brainer, I mean, in the end, 4chan is a forum, not an organization, and I seriously doubt Chris Poole would do something like this...

NO, NO DISCOURSE ALLOWED. Honestly, I'm of two minds, I have no problem with people hunting and killing seals as long as it's done with some respect, and as long as they use as much of the carcass as possible, I had better be, considering that I am an omnivore with a fair bit of bloodthirst. So basically I have no…

Oh gosh I totally see that!

They're actually kinda cute...

Conda? Condi? Condeuse? I actually don't find octopi creepy, unless they're on land, but that's just because they're not designed to move on land primarily, also they don't seem super aggro towards people...Squid on the other hand...

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!

Well. Time to go to sleep in a straight jacket...That's seriously fucking terrifying

GOOD GOD DID I NEED THIS TODAY.

Confession: I'm a hardcore metalhead, and I hate—HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE—GWAR

Ummm...Are those supposed to look like leeches on her stockings? Because it looks like there are leeches ALL OVER her stockings O_O

And the pixels, don't forget the pixels.

SHhhhhhhhhh! That's not scandalous enough! Goooooooooooooooooooooood.

Dating sites though...

Ummm...So...Who the fuck are these guys? because I cannot relate. Seriously what is this? flummery and balderdash I say!

I've been trying to train myself not to make eye contact with people as I pass them, it's surprisingly tough, I do it to men and women, just as a social thing, acknowledging but I've been realizing it makes people uncomfortable soooooo...Sorry, seriously.

Yeah, it's the usual kind of weasely crap universities use when they want a study to get a bunch of press, it's disgusting and counterproductive.

I learned something today, not that I'm an asshole, I already knew that, but I didn't know that the reason was that I'm not getting laid. Truly an enlightened individual!

Sorry to be "that guy" but...I kinda...sorta...Think these are lame and derivative lyrics...Not to mention this beat sounds REALLY fucking tired. If we're talking female rappers, I'm backing....Missy Elliott, Bandy Legz, Dessa, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Mystic. Sorry I'm not actually trying to start shit >__>

...Apparently? O-O I wasn't aware that it was some kind of insanely sacred space...

Even in jest amongst friends 0^o Also...Seriously, this guy couldn't take ONE FUCKING DAY? ONE DAY? What the hell, maybe my friends are just weird but sometimes it takes a fucking long time to get a response from people! JEEEEEEEEEEEZUUUZ It's called patience!