I watched every episode when it original aired. My point was that laugh tracks have not aged well. 

Me too. I actually looked the word up to make sure I understood what it meant.

People are always trying to get famous riding my dick.

I’ve seen this monstrosity on the road several times and once I gave him the finger and shouted that Trump is piece of shit. Another time there was a car next to it with an African American gentleman who appeared to be engaged in a rather spirited discussion with Cortis while they were doing 65 down I-696.

The only type of unity float I’ve ever encountered were two turds joined together in a toilet of excessive ego and body fat.

If someone representing Black Lives Matter was hauling a similar piece of shit from state to state for years, they would have been stopped by the police four thousand times and be comprised entirely of lead.