Nietzsche is finally right: God is dead.

Chief?

No… I saw the cock. I know I did!

Well excuuuuuse me, princess.

Needs moar assless chaps.

I qualify them as "the good one" vs "the one that got an Oscar."

I respectfully disagree. Arnie contains a bizarre charisma that has been attempted many a time by bodybuilders and foreigners with whackadoo accents, but more often than not, they're not as interesting as Schwarzenegger. He throws himself head first into wood chippers like Batman and Robin, and as unbearable as that…

I want this in my life.

I prefer Fuck-Town.

Michael Bay is wwaaaaay ahead of you.

DO IIIIT. JUST DOOO IIIT!!! Don't let your dreams be dreams. YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW SO JUST DO IT!!!! MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE.
- William Shakespeare

No, he was a back yard.

This is so godamn sad.

I had a similar problem with my Tomatos Monthly.

Your avatar made me read that in DBZA's goku voice.

Sims writes some fine articles about the weirdness and idiosyncrasies of
comics- his rejected pitches for a Final Fight comic were pretty
fantastic, too. It just amuses me that he's kind of a dick, and that his
dickness is all well and forgiven while even a fellow traveler progressive leftist like
Erik Larsen gets a…

Lobo's entire reason to exist was to be an exaggerated joke about the popularity of overly masculine comics characters. This review mentions things that sound like they might be parodying modern mainstream comic book marketing- and if that were the case, I'd have to slow-clap. I'm hoping the reviewer missed the…

And a copy of the home game?

That's scientifically disproved advice. You're really supposed to stick a cantaloupe in the microwave for two minutes and then eat your way to the middle and lick all the seeds out of it while tying a cherry stem in a knot with your back teeth.

AT THE FAIR GROUNDS