I’ve got some more bad news for you - Torch is gone, too.

“This film sponsored by the British Columbia Board of Tourism.”

Always remember Shawshank didn't win best picture.

**reads article**

So basically it’s a prequel to Pixar’s “Cars” series?

Finally, a kid that can drive themselves to school and all their activities alone!

Yep.

a horror movie that focuses specifically on showing very grotesque and disturbing violations or mutilations of the human body. Think: Alien, The Human Centipede, Rosemary’s Baby — stuff where fucking up a human body is the centerpiece of the movie 

What the hell happened to Jalopnik?? Wow.

Yeah, because you’re wrong the FAA and NASA both define this as space.

You drove around with your high beams on because you were too lazy to change your bulbs. There’s negative undertones to almost everything you write. Do I really need to say anything more?

How ever much shade Erik wants to throw on this accomplishment, Virgin Galactic’s ship performed exactly as they planned and expected. In no way did it not achieve what they set out to do yesterday.

But come on, man, Branson’s stunt only barely cleared that.