This could totally be my grandmother. Even down to city of origin (if that's not a yinzer Pittsburgh accent I'll eat my hat). Hell, if her voice was a little higher and one if my cousins had finally come out I would assume it actually was Grandma. When my parents found out I was stripping ten years ago there were…

I'm sorry to hear that, but it sounds like you aren't missing out.

She is the Ken Ham of skin products.

Yet another Phil Hoffman obit/tribute from film "critics" that ignores (read: doesn't even mention) his great lead role — his "masterpiece" — in "Owning Mahowny."

I've been told that PSH wrote his dialogue for this scene. Not sure if it's true, but it seems appropriate nonetheless.

A small role in an undervalued classic. But you knew then that he had it.

Freddie Miles, the insinuating, faux-charming stranger in The Talented Mr. Ripley.

Glad to see "The Boat That Rocked"/"Pirate Radio" get some love. Criminally underrated and overlooked film.

Chazz Michael Michaels IS figure skating.

Yeah, Italy may ask for Knox, but if her lawyers are competent they'll be able to swat that away. Whether you think Knox is a murderer or not [and I have absolutely no opinion on the matter], this trial would have been illegal under U.S. law.

But Sollecito, on the other hand, must then be shit out of luck. I would presume, being a native, he remains in Italy?

If you want to jog and have a smartphone, I really recommend ZombiesRun. I know, I know, but it's a lot of fun. They have a trainer called Zombies 5K. They talk you through learning how to jog, while all the time having another underlying storyline happening of END OF THE WORLD ZOMBIES ARE AFTER YOU. Plus, it…

She works very, very hard and has not only god-given talent but a great amount of hard-earned skill.

A) she is stunning

Thank you from a fat kid who wants to run.

"Those aren't stains, those are my characters' back-stories."—my excuse for never doing laundry again.

Man, I must be a SUPER raw and intuitive young lady.

JENNIFER COME OVER AND GET DRUNK AND EAT GROSS SNACKS AND WATCH DANCE MOMS WITH ME. Or The Secret Circle. I love me my YA drama TV (Roswell! The OC!) but The Secret Circle has surprisingly high production value and it is so wonderful and soapy.

I want him to do that with his lips on my ladyregions.