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At our work we have the same annoying rules about locking your computer, so when someone leaves it unlocked we send out mass emails with embarrassing shit in it - "Oily Donkey Rodeo at my house this weekend!" - which is great amongst groups but so terrible when moron execs do it to each other..."FREE HUGS YOU GUYS" -

In addition to sending out mass emails from the offender's computer, rotating the desktop 90 or 180 degrees, we had "animals without necks" as the common go to background for a while.

Now, I should immediately explain that my problem is not with Jesus. On the contrary, I think Jesus sounds like a pretty neat dude, what with all the unique talents he apparently possessed. For instance: it would be cool to be able to turn water into wine, unless of course it happens when you're in the shower.

rugby was started elsewhere and is therefore only played by sissy liberals and study-abroad students

I always fake punted at first amendment when I played John Madison Football.

Just so were clear here, if you go look at the pictures you are an asshole. You may not think you are, you may think you're a great guy. You're not, you're an asshole.

As a laser gyroscope isn't a mechanical gyroscope, is it a literal 360 no scope?

You've become power drunk and I will not stand idle any longer. If there is one thing in this world that is stable, it is vanilla ice cream. You will never be disappointed with it. It is the girl that you fall back on when you've been hurt too many times by the crazy ones. It is the ice cream that you marry. The

Well, it is kind of interesting to look at some of the first round QBs from before 2008 and the situations they were brought into. Eli sat behind Kurt Warner. Rivers behind Brees. Big Ben behind Maddox (though Maddox got hurt early). Rodgers behind Favre. Campbell behind a still decent Brunell. Quinn behind

That's not true. I need something to spread on the floor when I paint furniture.

I used to get in debates about whether bottled vs fountain drinks were better. Then I grew up. And took it to the interwebs.

I vote no extra power, just a more usable torque curve, that is one flaccid motor in the mid range and I think we blame it on the HP but the torque curve tells the real story.

I'm not sure about Lent, but you're not going to hell if you don't fast, if that's kind of what you mean. It is a bit of a personal disappointment like you said. There have definitely been years in the hot weather where I was either working (not at Deadspin) or doing something physical where I just couldn't maintain

"And I saw the Four Horsemen of the Comment Apocalypse, and they said in unison unto me: 'Beware the false idol Kinja and her wily ways.' And I, for my part, took up my mobile device and screeched, 'EVEN NATIVE AMERICANS DON'T THINK THE NAME IS OFFENSIVE!' and lo, the Angel Snyder smiled down on me, well pleased."

Yes and no. At the moment, out of 10 teams in the highest league, only one (Lausanne) is from the French speaking area and they came in ninth. In the second highest league, three teams are from the Italian speaking area, which is some sort of over-representation. The other traditional French speaking club went

Here's a nice description of downwash that covers a point I failed to make: by saying downwash creates lift you were actually completely wrong, it hinders lift by reducing the angle of attack of the wing.

Kind of....

Man, the 914...