The NHL already gives out the President’s trophy, effectively a regular season championship. Just change the schedule so that everyone plays everyone else twice, and there you have it.

(You know this was going to happen)

What fancy food has ruined your ability to enjoy the normal version? I was recently introduced to legit small-batch hipster fancy chocolate and fuck, it ruined chocolate.

I’ve always been a little ashamed that my favorite Late Night Conan pretty much all happened during the writer’s strike

yeah but did Getting Hit By a Car get snapped or not?

The higher you get the harder the fall

I’d be having a heart attack right now, but they’ve long since killed my heart so I’ll just have to satisfy myself with uncontrollable existential dread

Now I’m imagining the jam sessions they had while filming Kingsman 2

A great collection of good doggos, 13/10 would kinja again

I like having a hockey team in NC because it means me and at least half of the arena can see our team for way less money than we would have to spend otherwise.

Clementines would def be #1 if they didn’t tend to give me canker sores. I have to content myself with strawberries, cranberries, and (gala) apples.

One of my favorite winter activities is huddling up next to my heated desk fan. Super warm spots balanced by the cold on the other side 12/10

Going to the Bulls is great because the most expensive ticket is $25 and there really isn’t a bad seat in the house. I get a season plan every year and for about $8/game I get a seat that would be $100+ at a major league stadium.

All of the Jackbox games have gems, and they keep getting better with each new box. The great downside is having to have a critical mass of people to play with.

That analysis of game two is a good counter to anyone that says the engines are ruining chess, it’s still very much a human endeavor. The acknowledgement of computer involvement, making moves because maybe they’re NOT the strongest (and expected) move, and the decision to pass something good up because, at the end of…

What I took from that video is that there were approximately five people in the stands, and seven of them were Falcons fans

Give 98 an oscar for achievements in “I’m not falling on the QB” acting

It’s hard to make out what your saying, but it sounds like you’re talking about dihedral, which is well understood and an important part of airplane design.

It’s in that first twitter video

While I hate to defend Joe West, isn’t the fault on the replay review? The only angle that really showed the depth was from left field, all of the right-field shots seem pretty ambiguous.