Passionate Colonoscopy was already taken.

It looks like they were targeting the classy flasher demographic with that outfit.

Guys I am snorting at my desk and sincerely needed this today. But like, you left out the legit winner forever and ever from Kelly Faircloth:

Oh my, that cheek pinch? The joyful giggle? The hip sway? Reminding her that he’s her president?

as someone who has spent a lot of quality time in a subaru, i can act as an official spokesperson and say that there is literally nothing a subaru can’t transport/fit/do/hide

I mean, you expect that kind of thing in a Volvo, but a Subaru? Weird.

My cat did the keyboard stomping screen inversion trick not too long ago. Apparently this is so common that googling ‘cat keyboard screen sideways’ shows many, many forum entries devoted to this specific problem. How do cats manage to do it?

computer: scroll scroll scroll scroll scrolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
me: Mila pila drosphila! Move your butt!
Mila: No. Learn to read faster. Filling out job apps is sooooo overrated.

It’s the same look my cat has when she decides that there is no better place to sit while I’m watching Netflix than directly on my laptop’s keyboard.

It’s all about the smug cat squint. That is a self satisfied smirk.

I’ve yet to find a single, specially marketed “cat toy” that entertains the cat more than the laptop keyboard that he parks on any time I make the mistake of leaving it unattended.