I’m submitting this piece for a Pulitzer.

This crisis you’ve been suppressing isn’t meant to be resolved, it’s meant to be endured.

The car is ugly. It looks like someone took a Mercedes and then immediately went to PepBoys to install fake chrome vents and other little bits of unnecessary stuff.

Hate is such a strong word.

I hate both of these people.

Where I live they decided it would be a great idea to pave over travel lanes and put in bike lanes. They also have a trail system, some of which runs alongside the roads. “Real” cyclists don’t use the bike lanes, preferring to ride in the roadway, sometimes alongside the bikers using the bike paths. They also fail to…

Is that the cable channel with the people addicted to eating toilet paper, or the other one with similarly useless reality shows?

It’s a lot harder to control your customer than your employee.

*looks around at all the Confederate Battle flags in the infield and parking lot any NASCAR event*...

Found him a new sponsor:

I’m going to pull out Occam’s razor here and go with the most likely scenario. Given the time period this is simply a home built mod by some Bavarian wrencher who either got fed up with the look of his KG or as you already mentioned parked it into a wall.

Yep. And it is a matter of public record. And these fucks will end up wearing this albatross around their necks for the rest of their careers. And it. Will. Be. Glorious.

I really want to see the melt down on live TV where someone, anyone, just blurts out “OBAMA!” the next time one of these dolts asks “Who could have done it better?” 

Empire stuff:

“Oh, hey, is this how my secretary uses this keyplank?”
“Keyboard, sir.”
“Yes, that’s what I said.”

“Perfect Storm”—- Ohhhkk. Whatever you want to call your cleavage. Good on her for keeping up the momentum, but a spade is a spade.

I’m officially too old to “get” streamer culture. Like I get it, but I don’t “get” it. 

Ronald McDonald turned that GTB into a GTFO.

Unless you own a McDonald’s or are a clown named McDonald, I can see why this might have a limited audience. 

Too bad she didn’t get a chance to slap Trump in the face.  “You knew! You knew! And you let people go out there anyway!”

yes but that would look poor