I’m submitting this piece for a Pulitzer.

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Writer 1: “Let’s get Tilda Swinton to play Jareth! Cate Blanchett would do it well too!”

Or just have Swinton play Jareth.

I really don’t see the point of a Labyrinth sequel without Bowie.

This crisis you’ve been suppressing isn’t meant to be resolved, it’s meant to be endured.

Doesn’t even have to be that much of a conspiracy to it. I’ve lived at my current address for 10 years now, and I still get mail for at least 3 people who used to live here, whether they were tenants or roommates of former residents or whatever. I also regularly get my neighbors’ mail, because sometimes mail carriers…

4 and 12.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. Everything is perfectly fair.

Funny how the 4th Amendment is routinely forgotten by people who yell about their 1st and 2nd Amendment rights.

It is absurd that we need Congress to make illegal something that should already be considered unconstitutional by the courts.

The car is ugly. It looks like someone took a Mercedes and then immediately went to PepBoys to install fake chrome vents and other little bits of unnecessary stuff.

CJ, as a healthy 20 something, you can still carry Covid-19, bring it back to the mainland, and spread the virus to others, such as your own family members and older friends.  We know that Corona can be carried asymptomatically.  And yes, poor medical care is something to be concerned about, how is it not?

While this is an important point, they definitely should not get the final vote. Particularly because the long-term benefits of cruise ships on local economies is misunderstood and often vastly overstated. Generally, people are only off the ship for a short couple of hours. Because there is food and drink on the boat,…

Hate is such a strong word.

I hate both of these people.

Good luck with that!

Well, yes, with more regulation comes higher prices (and therefore fewer ships). So you’re not going to have 4 night cruises on Carnival for $200 anymore, but we probably shouldn’t have had those in the first place.

Just another slice of Pai. 

Went buying popcorn for this one.