And if for whatever reason you happen to encounter one, just run away. I have never met one that could really keep up.

This. I mean he had to have made a deal with the devil or the best medical care in the world is keeping his fat ass alive. When you think of all the talented people that have been taken too soon and this fat fuck is still breathing it drives you mad.

This was my favorite take:

What really strikes me about that photo is how bloated Trump looks. That is not a healthy looking man. I hope Satan calls his boy home soon. #NaturalCauses2020

Fella...... if you got a problem with the results of a scientific study, take it up with the scientists. I’m just here to report on the data that was found.

After all, when’s the last time you pointed out a person specifically for using a mobile phone?

when did women start being the dominant ones?

I’m not sure it’s Jalopnik’s fault that a Finnish study had these findings. Are we really surprised that dudebro asshats prefer flashy, fast cars? Or that people looking for flashy, fast cars only have a few brands to choose from in order to achieve their status display goals? This is just psychologists figuring out…

But imagine how much MORE money they would bring in if they just stuck to sports...

“Volvo Keeps Doing This”
From the photo, I thought you meant they make every car in their lineup look exactly the same :P
(Not a bad thing, actually... when you develop a brand identity that handsome, why not exploit it for all it’s worth?)

Personally, as a lover of driving and high performance driving in particular, i’m always bummed out by the fact that cars double as status symbols and as a show of wealth. But that’s the unfortunate reality.

This is piling on a dead man who can’t defend himself anymore.

For the last time, whether you’re really good at basketball, or making movies, or beloved family sitcoms, or cooking food, or comedy, you still don’t get to rape someone. And if you do, people might bring it up.

Another issue that Bourdain noted in Kitchen Confidential is that the same friends who say you should open a restaurant are the same ones that keep dropping by and expects a bunch of comps and freebies and never pick up a check.

“in a market that can’t get enough of big and stupid SUVs."

I’m sure Republican men everywhere will have some rude, nasty remarks for her.  And yet:

“+1 (917) 970-9333 ok this is a phone number where I can respond and also let you know what I’m up to. I hope you join my community! pic.twitter.com/zWE1rhFG9o

In what the fuck way did Sonmez make a mistake? Ifl Michael Harriot, but don't act like Kobe didn't rape someone. 

I still remember calling 1-900-909-JEFF to talk to the Fresh Prince and DJ Jazzy Jeff. It was basically an hour of minimum wage for the first minute, then a little less after that.