Don’t worry, it won’t happen again.

“drive”

Alpina really nails the tasteful tuner look better than anyone I’ve seen. Audi’s S and RS lines are stylish, but not different enough from their conventional counterparts, AMGs have always struck me as a bit garish, and we’ve all been cursing the dilution of BMW’s M brand. Also, you could be sure that an Alpina driver…

Tim Curry sighting! Run for the hills!

Best. Post. Ever.

Well that depends. If you like gambling, shows, comedy, and drinking then a cruise can be fun. If you hate small spaces, crowds, food, and drunks, then it’s not for you.

A half-assed job of towing.

I didn’t have headphones so I watched it on mute, but in my head I was picturing Cleveland Brown’s voice saying “no no no no NO NOOOO!!!!!”

Outstanding work as usual, I just read this entire post as a dramatic reading to my brother, we were in tears at the conservative girlfriend portion.

“...unless its to take a sample to anal ballistics so they can see if they could find an anal canal rifling pattern that they may be able to cross-reference in their massive database of asshole prints.”

You left out the best part: He has a bulldozer.

So he’s the new Hammond.

The stig hanged up on the clothes rack! Ha!

There are already complaints of bias towards a particular manufacturer:

The BBC is paying him by signed photos of James May.

See, this is the problem I have for this “defense” of polygamy. It’s not that you choose to live this lifestyle or naturally prefer the lifestyle, but you treat it as if it makes you superior because you’re making a separation between two things that others do not.

And if you can’t find a steaming hot woman, there are loads of streaming hot women on the internet. Heads up though, either way: they both want your credit card.