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“Our Willis, who art in Die Hard...”

But if both endzones say Broncos, how will Peyton Manning know which endzone to not throw touchdowns to?

That’s because the Broncos will own both end zones! - Fake hubris from scared shitless Broncos fan

Kobe’s post-retirement statue is going to look pretty epic when they put it right under Shaq’s ass.

No disableds allows on our condo. Its in the find print. You know those board associations always with the discrimination.

What an awesome example of a weird car I don’t think too many people remember. I will echo every other fanboy saying “this is some Honda golden-era shit.”

The indoor model looks like this:

And they said Kobe couldn’t get people up out of their seats anymore.

I tried this with krapcast, I bought my own compatible cablecard - researched it and specifically bought one that was guaranteed to work. After several hours on the phone with the specific cablecard department it was determined that only one that was provided by them would work...really? Something to do with

Free credit monitoring after a year is no where near enough... not like your information that got leaked disappears after 365 days...

How to Ruin Monopoly and make people hate you!

My wife’s issue with her last CGM was that the probe would kink and fail more often than not. It was very unreliable, and the result given had a lot of error vs her regular meter.

Cool edit! I love Fincher but outside of a few memorable shots in Zodiac and Fight Club, I never noticed how much and how effectively he uses the close up.

Okay, somebody at Jalopnik needs to say something so Alissa Walker’s militant anti-car bullshit can stop getting cross-posted there.

Please stop with all the rational thoughts. That’s not what this article is about.

No doubt that US infrastructure (not just roads) is abysmal. Sewers are under ground so why care, right?
But 3.3 parking spaces in a city per car shouldn’t be shocking. Do I want to park on one side of a city if I need to be on the other side? If that were the case leave you car in your driveway... But I also hate