Pro tip, if people are recording you with their phones, you are probably doing something stupid.

Well, if she decimated the fish population, that means 90% of them are still doing just fine, right? ;)

(Mine included, obvs.)

Seriously, buy yourself an Xbox, some Cheetos and hang out in your basement for a bit.

Hastings is way, WAY too smart to believe that no one is using VPNs to stream out-of-region video. He’s only saying this here to appease the content owners who are forcing his hand. The fees Netflix pays to license content for streaming only licenses content for specific regions. The company has to demonstrate a good…

The irony being that everybody they block is an already-paying client...

Wait... when did they expand the meaning of piracy to include paying for content?

This guy taking rock crawling to a whole new level.

Corporate lawyers are often not dumb people. It would not surprise me if some strings were pulled to make this the first case deliberately.

Jesus. Seriously people? In this day and age?

“I am attempting to claim that I am severely bedridden... better go on a sweet vacation. After all, I am going to make some cash off this case.”

Hey, in 2040, when all water rights are owned by one of America’s six corporations, that domain will be worth something.

What? Why?

I’m still getting reply-alls from the CBS NCAA Deadspin tourney. This was a week ago.

And not the fun, slightly sticky kind of fucked!

Fucked. We are fucked.

Poorly-labeled graph with source that doesn’t support it! Drink!

“The car physics are more realistic in GTA IV in terms of handling, and also in terms of how the cars crash.”