"Wannabe". Why did you not mention "Wannabe"?

I feel pretty ashamed to say I follow one of these spam accounts. Only pretty ashamed though, since I muted it

May I just remind you all of the Gadsden Flag? That old symbol of defiance and liberty, waving proudly at the top of the poles in all of our hearts. What is the snake doing in this eternal icon of the noble independent spirit? That's right - it's sticking its tongue out. Because the ultimate form of revolt, the single…

Well, I just had a great dinner tonight, and then watched Guardians of the Galaxy and missed only 3 minutes for brushing my teeth. So yeah, my life is awesome. I am literally fist bumping myself as I write this. How? Because I'm awesome. And yeah, I know you can't answer "how" with "because". I can tho. Not jealous of…