Mets fans think King of Queens is a funny, evocative but insightful exploration of life and relationships in a forgotten and quaint postmodern American suburb.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.

That's bullshit. Trajectories, viewpoints, projectiles, accuracy and angles are pretty much what baseball is all about. Oh right, you can go back to your sabermetrics now. Do you even WAR, bro?

We need a real dick to weigh in on the matter. Someone who knows Steph Curry and understands his motivations. Let's get Mark Jackson on the line.

Jesus. Yeah. His teammates are cold, man.

Oh very good. She seems like a strong, empowered woman. Hopefully whatever this shit is, it will be very long and put everyone to sleep.

Oh. My god. Tch tch. Just terrible.

Yes. Hm. Interesting.

How do you shake off something like that so quickly and well enough that you retire the next guy? Fuck, man.

You just saying that cos you're scared of the psycho upstairs with his c-word crap.

:O So you impugn all Giants fans?

Truly an artful Dodger.

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

Yeah! It's a league game, Joey.

Yeah, dude. I get what you're saying about razzing. But it's not appropriate in all cases.

Wow. Yeah. This whole thing sounds difficult and challenging, man. Good luck with everything. I hope you find something that offers you consistent relief on a long-lasting basis.

What was up with the basket? The ring shook heavily and rattled loudly like crazy every time the ball went in. Looked so flimsy. The set up through the arena appeared low-budget and hastily assembled.

:'(

Wow. Gosh. I'm really sorry to hear about all this. So does this injury disrupt your sleep? How bad is the pain when it hurts?

Oh jesus christ. I am so sorry to hear this. Why did this injury go untreated for so long?