Shit, man. What happened? How are you doing now?

"nerve damage"

:'(

No, dude. I'm saying that it's real hard to determine the actual trajectory of the ball from these camera angles. The first clip makes it look like the ball was nowhere near him. The second looks like the ball was flying right at him. But since we have no camera positioned right at his eye level, we don't really know…

Right? That ball actually went flying right at him.

Mongo is clearly not the only pawn here. Look at the second clip, man. It's not that hard to see.

Actually I don't agree, man.

Haha Ass-tros amirite??

Dayum, you are one pissed-off lefty.

Dayum, he fucked him right in the poohole.

Fuckin' A! THIS. Marry me, bro. Well after Patty Mills and Aron Baynes, that is.

Makes sense. The Red Sox are truly a toilet team.

Brb fapping

And there you go. Solidarity is for white women.

BUT, did this little Puiggy run all the way home?

Don't be silly, dude. It totally matters. And he's a Republican. Look at his stupid shit-eating grin. It matters.

Ohhhh. Brett Ratner. Wow. That guy is the kiss of death.

Oh bullshit. #GoSpursGo. She's one of the very few genuine sports fans on ESPN's female employee roster.

If you can't tell the difference, mayhap the dumbshit in the room is you.

I know! I am just following in alla youse illustrious footsteps! After all, you guys are the experts in the room. You should be happy that someone is curious about your little clusterfuck you got going on here.