Wow. Body-shaming? Seriously? Is that what you women do here? You make nasty, snide remarks on other women's bodies and make fun of their breast endowments. How fucking dare you. I am PROUD of my chest. Unlike you, I actually have a sense of humor. And you instead chose to take the low route. And you chose to insult…

You're a butt-face.

Hey where can I watch a replay of the Spurs-Heat 2014 Finals, Games 3-5 ? Thanks.

Yes, yes. That must be the only reason. 657 comments currently exploring the humor of this guy's missive. Lotta budding comedy writers here, eh? Seems like an unusual number of self-righteous women interested in becoming humorists.

No, you're wrong. I wasn't trolling around here. And I meant what I said earlier to you.

From the vast assemblage of data, my educated guess is that most of the commenters, that are meticulously analyzing that one guy's thought processes, aren't.

I hope nobody slut-shames these smart, empowered, talented women. And no body-shaming either pls! This is empowering stuff. No patriarchs allowed.

Why do you so-called enlightened, mature, deep, wise women spend so much time on some loser's ramblings?

Everything you just said is old news, buddy.

Thx Gammy.

Brofist.

You seem vaguely hostile. Problem? Sharing is caring.

Oh dear.

Did Hollywood just stop investing in quality cinematography? Look at this shitty-ass shot. Fucking video games nowadays have way more depth, better lighting, better composition and better background design. This so obviously looks like some hastily-assembled bullshit on some really small studio lot. Who the fuck…

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I'll take that as you being opposed to reading but not arguing.

Wow dude, you sure do see everything. Nothing escapes you.

Dude, we're all here to learn. There's guys trying to understand why the naive and lazy victim didn't just fight back, other guys trying to figure out why bitches keep filing so many false rape charges. It's the beauty of the Internet, bro.

I dunno, Jason. You tell me. I'm not quite sure why you seem so snippy.

Uh huh.