“Oh you did an Ironman? Yeah, I did a tough mudder last week.”

I honestly couldn’t get past Act II.

As a Boston dweller this is one of the best articulations I’ve ever read of our fair city.

Gudgers Jr. College strangely missing

Looks like rehashed 90's kindercore to me, e.g. Kim Gordon circa 1992... youtube Sonic Youth's video Bull in the Heather.

I sometimes just tell people I'm bi because it's easier than having to drag out this long, dumb conversation that ultimately becomes this existential crisis for everyone involved. And yeah, the "wow, you have so many options" is annoying. If anything it's quite the contrary. For this straight married pan effeminate…

"This '90s resurgence has only latched onto tiny fragments of our sprawling, beloved decade, missing huge swaths of what made it so deeply, purely weird, the last aesthetically distinct period before time became a flat circle and we settled into a generic sameness."

Welp. This makes sense. A Dallas pass interference call on a 4th down conversion… a minute later, reversed. Someone's Dad a made call. Fuck the Cowboys.

I should've done my research before posting.

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Really? OF all time? I was expecting like… worms or something in the pumpkin seeds.

for me dawg… I just wasn't feeling it.

This is the difference between the world majors (Berlin, Tokyo, London, Chicago, New York, Boston) and most other marathons. Most other cities include a half or relay option to boost participation.

white carpet huh

that song in the middle of the trailer is fucking horrible

those jodhpurs tho.

he played a shady game show host right?

she is awful.

this is lebron's wifi password

Ran a trail race with 900+ runners. It was a very beautiful thing to beat every single cross-shitter wearing their stupid cross-shitter t-shirts. In three years no one will be doing cross-shit because it's shit. Cross-shit sandwich. It's a stupid fucking fad and it's a useless workout in the long-term. Oh, I feel so…