Hi, licensed attorney (in two states) here. You make lawyers look bad because 1) you are so certain that you are correct when it is highly likely that your interpretation is NOT ironclad, 2) you’re arrogant as fuck. Kindly stop shitting all over our profession with your insecurity.

Finally, all those dickless Theon jokes paid off. 

“Oh hey guy I met briefly years ago. I’m gonna tell you Jon’s parentage, but I’m not going to tell my sisters, for no reason.”

I would upvote this, but I can’t, because clicking on the star next to your comment takes me back to the top of the page.