Eat shit, loser.

This site only cares about mental health crises up to a point, like much of America. 

“Which maybe Green isn’t doing, but... you know, he should.”

The review makes it sound awesome and that you liked it. The title makes it sound like complete shit and that you hated it. What gives?

That’s what happens when you fire someone symbolically because your fans don’t understand the difference between “that’s bad CGI” and “I don’t specifically enjoy that CGI landscape”. There was nothing wrong with the CGI in Quantumania just nobody liked looking at it.

Similarly a lot of the white noise complaining about…

“And in the No. 1 spot... Ezra.”

William Jackson Harper’s character was the real Kang all along. Bingo bango  bongo. 

Well come on. She grabbed his phone. What, was he supposed to not beat the shit out of her? She made him do it! 

Yeah AV Club was actually the ONLY source I heard this from. Then it was repeatedly mentioned in subsequent article about Cage. You know, the way they go off on needless tangents to justify plugging in previous articles?

And, keep in mind it was a holiday weekend, so some may have had their schedule disrupted 

Take yourselves off that cross, AVClub.

My guess:

Yeah fuck it let’s give the movies another go

Obi-Wan and Book of Boba Fett have entered the chat

I’m surprised they’re using actual horses instead of just taping a bunch of cats together.

I wish this site was anywhere near as good as Tumblr.

The latest actor who no one asked to weigh in on this but felt the need to anyway is Game of Thrones’ Ciarán Hinds...

Ugggghhh I know that this comment appears on every article that the AV Club posts nowadays but like: why are you being snarky about this?

Seriously. Take a day off.

I’ve obtained a leaked draft of the Academy’s response.