but there can be only one Tits McGee, and she lives in San Diego.

Yeah, it would’ve taken three seconds of googling to find out that’s not the Kingdom Come Superman logo. It would’ve been funnier if he’d tweeted the “electric” blue logo from the late 90s.

Kingdom Come’s logo was red and black, not red and yellow. The font might be similar but this is it’s own unique thing.

“If I wrote in the horror genre I wouldn’t ask a 22 year old nepo baby to direct an adaptation of my work”

“Where do we all stand on nepo baby discourse these days?”

Over it, because it was always stupid.

I expect that a significant number of people whose parents are athletic will likely also be athletic. I expect that a significant number of people whose parents are smart will also be smart. I expect that a significant…

Carrie Fisher, Angelina Jolie, George Clooney, Sofia Coppola, Jamie Lee Curtis, Rashida Jones, Jennifer Aniston, Laura Dern, Mariska Hargitay, Jared Harris, Ben Stiller, Kate Hudson

This pleases me greatly. Let the Great Incel Immolation begin!

Idk, somehow I think “having an opinion” and “posting a bunch of whiny, passive aggressive instagram posts about how terrible the new season is of the show he created which *checks notes* he is still profiting off of even though he had seemingly nothing at all to do with said season’s creation” is pretty different,…

I feel like this was just recently announced to spite Pizzolatto, which, good.

*gently, like Danny Tanner giving fatherly advice on Full House* Tim... *begin “lesson” music* you also comment on articles about YouTube videos on the internet. *warm smile* So it’s likely at least one of those is a lie. But that’s ok! We’re all losers here. Now, here *hands them a Mountain Dew Code Red*, wipe your…

What do they say about putting salt in their eyes?

I doubt they would have used the word “confession” or called it “bizarre” if the genders were reversed in the scenario.

Yeah, the time of this article is weird. I can't figure out if they're trying to paint him in a bad light for mentioning this story. 

Dumb people like you only have the ability to think in these terms. 

“love interest to Jodie Foster’s Detective Liz Danvers in True Detective Night Country”

As I push closer to 50 I’m surprised to watch friends and family slide into being more conservative.    I really wonder if it’s something about aging and brain chemistry that sets it off.  

I’ve long been of the opinion that no one finds Ricky Gervais as funny as Ricky Gervais does.

He was FUNNY

Heck, when the black employee says he knows what joke Brent is telling, Brent backtracks and shames the employee for making the joke. Brent helps steal Tim’s shoes and throw them on a pub. He witnesses his employees pantsing another employee and starts cackling “tickle him! Tickle him!”