“I’m sorry but Brad Pitt is over the hill”

TIL that someone who objects to the overly sexualized actions of a 10 year old is somehow a pedophile.

He. Was. Creeped. Out. By. Her.

He was complaining about her behaviour, not asking her to sit on his lap.

“If you need a more fucked up story about Hollywood and, like, pedophilia and the sexualization of children, I don’t know if there is one.”

“Boxes that are left out for people to anonymously drop off their unwanted babies.”

Yeah, weirdly he doesn’t do movies based on a contextless review aggregator.

By. A. Witch.

Because she convinced him that he was haunted. By a witch.

And we all know that sugar is the world’s only sweetener. And we also know that high-fructose corn syrup is sweeter than sugar.

How often do you line up to help build the businesses of people who mock you?

I think this is called "having specials". Do people think this is new?

Yeah, *one* method actor.

How are you so fucking clueless?

Do you still not care?

No, the AVClub is going to entirely change their methods for this book tour.

“Why is creating a “star” more important than creating characters that people love and connect with?”

Not. The. Same.

Passion projects like that Disney CGI fest called Dolitte, huh?

When is the last time a movie was a hit based on his name?