What's with that horrible fucking perspective on the right-side table? Did Escher design this?

Better contact Charles Atlas and head to the beach.

You should care, because Tumblrinas are the future of feminism... you should all try to reel them in while you can.

Nerf mages.

In 9 years I've never needed support on Steam.

Touché

Damn Melisandre.

"Don't you just love happy endings?"

Uncle Hulka?

In the news: Adults hanging out together.

I don't think you read any of those 2 people's posts.

Nobody likes you.

I pay the iron price.

Cobra needs no re-branding... unless they merge with Cobra Kai, which I'm 100% down for. So long as John Kreese and Terry Silver get leadership roles.

She's a 13 year old girl. If you're sexualizing her, than YOU are the problem.

1) Competitive players don't use a gamepad.

Don't encourage the Tumblr self-diagnosis crowd.

The site with absolutely NOTHING in stock, ever... lol

I wish Assy McGee would get a new season...