Are you some sort of savage?

*obligatory cunnilingus joke*

Or, she's just a fucking shit actress.

The role of "wooden plank" was already filled.

Jay just validated Beiber's blackness for him.

Eddie Money is an anime character.

/r/thathappened

The bald-legged killer bear of Claire County.

If the clock were slow he wouldn't be considered tardy at all he'd be early... fuck you, Roth.

let's do this again...

Sweet L.A. Gear sneakers.

Not a fan of the added decals, but the paint work is gorgeous.

Almost like a black "ninja".

No, it's a lead up to an expansion pack.

If a ball gets squished, probably. Usually if the pants are too snug in the front, it'll probably just cause a boner when you sit for too long.

"Bean bag"

Most web-oriented tech, including programming has very little to do with Computer Science degrees. Source: 20 years of web programming/IT.

Raspberry is the only answer.

Probably holding her bangs back.

I haven't seen Robin Williams in a while.