Cum normally doesn't feature chunky clots...

"In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan."

The premise that Ripley's daughter (that was dead by the time Aliens even happened) had any interaction with these creatures is almost as insulting as anything that's been made after those first two movies.

Scarlett will make a great Baloo

John.

Every time I read a reply, I look at the dumb thing and laugh some more!

lol no, it's was a parody :)

Pure mothafuckin magic.

It's like this, but for douchey bros.

This is why I chuckle when people claim a female superhero would never wear an impracticable outfit to fight crime in. Christ, some people are doing this just to wear shoes.

For the past 2(?) years I have actually laughed out loud for real every time I come across that dumb thing.

"Plays Smash Mouth while you eat" nearly made me shart.

Relevant

Cat privilege.

van der Sloot

I guess Barry White was doing it wrong...

There's a flirty voice?

BOOM. I laughed for real.

You know how women dress to impress other women...