I think it's a purse festival.

Where in the shit did you get that entire made-up story from this?

"It was kind of annoying when they did Adventure Time toys. The show has a ton of great female characters and there were only toys featuring a handful of the male characters."

The point brandchan made was that there weren't figures of the female characters at McDonalds. Stores DO sell toys of them.

I remember getting the pink "Birdie" car and was thrilled that I was able to fill out that 4-car collection.

Because they can't get the toy they wanted which was THE ENTIRE FUCKING POINT.

I used to get them in the 70s, they were quite the grand spectacle back then. The food was radically different, the entire cardboard container was full of games, jokes and little hidden surprises, and the toys were well, pretty mundane, but I loved them! I never remember them being gender-based back then.

Religion.

The better choice would be to just go to any store and buy the female character(s) without the bullshit "food" for the same amount of money.

Slow news day, or SLOWEST news day?

*pointless anecdote

Human gender, sexuality and all facets involved are so incredibly fascinating to me. It's really an awesome thing to behold...

"requires female students to wear skirts or dresses and men to wear pants and and a tie "

"female"

"men"

Do you have any idea of the backlash that would happen if the very same magazines that always praise white women for everything suddenly said a black woman had the best lips???
Sweet fucking Jesus, people would act like David Duke strolled in wearing a clan robe and blackface and presented Obama with a watermelon and…

Everybody does, even James Franco.

Glanced over the title and thought it said "Sickle Cell Nun".

I proposed when my then girlfriend came out from the bathroom after taking a shit.

Cleansing body Thetans will FUCK YOU UP.

normcore

Because it's not the same character, that's just the creation screen. There's a breast-size slider when you make the character.

No worries... Let me just add that 7 bucks for a month of a streaming service is a very small price to pay to watch an ENTIRE season in a week(end).