I rather like the Furry Munchkin terrorists and second Death Star.

So...jerking off a unicorn grants you wishes?

Yes.

Please, we're trying to keep this realistic...

I always assumed he got the idea from accidentally setting his penis on fire during a drunk dare.*

As much as TESB is hands down (off?) my favourite movie of the series and as much as I adore the martial prowess of the Darth Maul final fight in TPM, it's that ultimate showdown in Return of the Jedi which gets me every time. It is, for me, the perfect onscreen fight: A struggle of skill, of guile, and of emotion,…

I HAVE THE POWER(loader)!!!!!!!!!

TRIVIA: Prince Adam of Eternia was originally to play the lead in Aliens.

....doesn't it kinda begin and end here?