It's actually just a live performance of Jason Robert Brown's The Last Five Years, with Bowie doing both parts.

It's certainly no Casablanca, because it's a different film

You know, there's few things that make me more uncomfortable than people talking about what movies they find sexy.

The production on this album is amazing. Every track has a moment that surprises me. I live for moments like the outro to "Timmy's Prayer".

I'm pretty certain that the only person who really wanted Trump to win was Steve Bannon and he's making the most of it.

Just yesterday, I was talking to a friend about how the smartest thing about Bojack Horseman is that it IS Horsin' Around.

Counterpoint: Capaldi's tenure was the most consistently well-written the show has been since the early 70s.

What's Natalie Dormer doing right now?

See, I could see what you're talking about if you were talking about Arca or someone like that. But you lost me when you started shitting on Grimes, because Art Angels is probably my favorite album of the last five years. Honestly, I don't know how anyone can listen to that album and be like "But where are the…

That's just, like, your opinion, man

Okay, maybe that was a bit of an overstatement. Good guitar records are still being made because good songwriters are still picking up guitars. But I feel like guitar music isn't all that forward thinking anymore. Most of the hyped guitar records from 2016 were enjoyable enough but didn't feel like they had a lot of…

Yeah, I've been having problems connecting with this one, but got right into the Cloud Nothings one. I think Dylan Baldi has always just been a better songwriter, whereas these guys are really good at one thing.

In Pitchfork's defense, it's not like guitar music is giving them a lot of reasons to give a shit about it in 2017.

But when do they bring out the tuna sandwich?

Go Fighting Computers!

I will not ever refer to these as "The Underworld series of pictures" in PFT's Len Wiseman voice.

Yeah, this is less surprising considering how buddy-buddy he is with Seth McFarlane. That just seems to be his humor.

"Welcome, students. Today, I ask you…do you really want to know about some gangsta shit?"

I will forever from now on divide RTJ albums into "Ones where El-P doesn't say 'Notice me, senpai!'" and ones where he does say 'Notice me, senpai!'"

The prequels suck, but John Williams' scores from them do not, and "Across the Stars" from AotC is actually one of the best pieces of music he's written. So there.